When did a wedding ring stop holding meaning for assholes in bars/clubs...
Just because you don't have boobs doesn't mean I should have to cover up mine...
If your bright orange baseline doesn't match your dark orange spray tan, perhaps you should rethink your look...
Men in a hurry to settle down terrify me...
If you have kids on your Facebook, perhaps pics of you pole dancing aren't the best option for uploading...
If your kid ACTUALLY laughs at you when you say no, MAYBE your parenting skills need work...
Oh, you own a $1000 camera? So how does that make you a photographer exactly???
So you're getting a divorce. That doesn't give you license to use your children as a weapon.
I'm not your man-don't get pissed at me when you ask how something looks and I actually TELL YOU THE TRUTH! Next time I will let you go out looking like that...
Maybe you shouldn't be shocked when you assume you have any say in who my friends are and you rapidly lose your status as one of them...
What you said when you were drunk, I will remember when I am sober. And it won't be an excuse...
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